An Unearthly Child

Of Record:
An Unearthly Child, Season 1 Episode 1 (1963)
Written by,  Anthony Coburn
Directed by, Waris Hussein

Barbara & Ian in school
Why does Barbara have a look on her face that screams, “Stop mansplaining, Ian. I get it. Susan is pulling the same crap with you as she is with me.”

I can relate too much to Barbara & Ian, played by Jacqueline Hill and William Russell, in this opening episode of Doctor Who. They are teachers struggling to understand the oddball, yet genius, student. She confounds them with how much she knows, while at the same time expressing little to no common sense.
This is a very honest reaction teachers have to gifted and talented students in their room. A massive ability to regurgitate and retain knowledge, yet inability to get through practical life matters. The difference here is that Susan, played by Carol Ann Ford, is just mixing up a massive amount of history, from the whole universe, in her brain. Instead of a lack of experiences and chances to problem solve, she’s had too much.

Susan dancing
Was there supposed to be some subtle implication or subtext that Susan acted like a kid on drugs?

It’s hard for me to imagine what it was like for people watching this episode for the first time, with no knowledge of what is about to happen. Susan must of seemed very odd. The Doctor, played by William Hartnell, extremely suspicious. Barbara & Ian seem a little too eager to insert themselves into the situation. However, being American and not alive in 1963, I lack the background information to fully appreciate if they are doing their due diligence as teachers or just being busybodies.

“But I want to understand!”

– Ian Chesterton

Doctor about to take the TARDIS out on her first group date with Ian & Barbara. Poor fifth wheel Susan.
    • There is a hefty amount of time spent explaining how the TARDIS works. From its acronym of “Time And Relative Dimension In Space,” to the racist explanation that Ian doesn’t understand just like the “red Indian” didn’t understand the first explorers appearing in the western hemisphere. Major ideas that continue through the series today are laid out in this first episodes:
  • moving through time and space
  • a vehicle being bigger on the inside than the outside
  • Susan and the Doctor are aliens from the future

Lots of things are explained without explicitly being shown, right away. It’s the exposition dump of what Ian assumes to be a crazy old man and the delusional granddaughter who indulges him.

I always forget this happens. Now, I’ve got to keep a look out and any subsequent tally of the people shocked by the TARDIS. Not remembering any others right now.

I do wonder if the TARDIS has ever given anyone an electric shock, like it did Ian, any time after this episode. I also find the Doctor’s desire to take off with Barbara and Ian inside somewhat lacking in reasoning. Understandably, they need to get the action of the series going. The Doctor wants to show he is not crazy. However, what unfolds in later episodes makes all these plot points seem weak.

An oddity for me is the music and credits overlapping with the actual episode at the beginning instead of being in a pre-produced opening. I know it’s not something that lasts long, but I will make a point this time around to see how long it lasts.

“Would Be Susans” would be a great band name.

I’d like to give a shout-out to the random girls in the opening shots of Coal Hill School. For some reason, every time I watch this episode my brain labels them as “girls who wanted to be Susan, but instead have too much eye liner and know how to eyeroll.” I have a whole fanfic backstory on them basically being the mean girls of Coal Hill who have made Susan’s life a mess up until the day she disappeared.

Teaser scene for the next episode.

The episode ends with everyone passed out from a sudden trip through time, and landing on a desolate piece of land with the shadow looming. The first time I ever watched this story, it was just before I had taken ill and spent three days at home, having coughing fits and binge watching classic Doctor Who on Hulu. I wasn’t fully sick at this time. However, it was just enough to make my brain fuzzy and not fully recall everything that happened later. My next opportunity to watch this serial occurred after I had picked up the DVD. I then made the mistake of watching the pilot episode of “An Unearthly Child” instead of the re-shoot that was actually the broadcast version. It was startling to watch the difference. While the script, and even many of the shots, didn’t seem different on the surface, the tone and facial expressions of the actor made the whole thing so much darker. While Susan felt much more alien, she also felt less emotional and heartless. The Doctor felt much more menacing, devious and dangerous. I would get completely done with the episode and look over the DVD menu before realizing what had happened, and relief to wash over me.


Episode Summary: Two nosy teachers get kidnapped by some aliens after learning about a police box that actually travel through time and space, and is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

What do you think? Any massive themes that I missed or ignored that you’d like to discuss? Leave a comment below.

A Road Map for Space & Time

I’m bad at making my own plans. I’m can resent following goals I set for myself. I can purposefully avoid requirements I set for myself. Yet, without them I will languish and not even try.

So, here is the plan.

Every Monday I plan on focusing on some aspect of Classic Who. Ideally this will mean watching/listening to Classic Who in order. It can be a tedious challenge when you want to mix your Doctor Who up. That is where the rest of the week comes into play.

Tuesdays will focus on New Who episodes. Once again, I hope to talk about these in episode order, but will not ignore if desire or inspiration strike elsewhere.

Comics, novels, non-fiction books and the like will be discussed on Wednesdays.

To go along with social media “Throwback Thursday” trends I will focus on either older events, specials or my own personal memories or Doctor Who collection pieces.

Finally, Friday is where things get experimental. For those who know me, the title reference is to one of my favorite bands. “Queen Fridays” is where I am going to relate pieces of Doctor Who to other pop culture.

I expect most entries to be pretentious, far fetched or reaching to make their point. That’s fine. I’m selfishly writing them for my own sake. I missed the early 00s of blogs that streamed out when Doctor Who came back on air. I didn’t understand or try to understand Classic Who the less than a handful of times I saw it on PBS in the 90s. As a “new” fan I’ve missed most of the milestones. I am centralizing my experience in the most selfish way possible, in the hopes that sharing and learning from others helps me grow in ways that are less centralized.


What do you think? Are there any subject I need to make sure are included in my weekly treks through space and time? Can those things fit into any of the categories above? Let me know by leaving a comment.